Woman seeking Man

Woman seeking man to give her a good romp...
Woman seeking man to have a decent conversation...
Woman seeking man to listen to her bitch...
Woman seeking man to compliment her...
Woman seeking man to romp him...
Woman seeking man to show off to gal pals...
Woman seeking man to change and mold...
Woman seeking man to drink beer with...
Woman seeking man to rub her feet...
Woman seeking man not to break her heart...
Woman seeking man to love her...
Woman seeking man to fall in love ...
Woman seeking man.
Simple enough, huh?
Yet it lies in the details
Woman seeking a man who is educated.
Woman seeking a man who is tall, dark, and handsome
Woman seeking man who can make me have a real orgasm
Woman seeking man who watches Grey's Anatomy and hates sports
Woman seeking man who doesn't look at other girls
Woman seeking man who has a steady job and will spoil her
Woman seeking man who wants to get married soon
Woman seeking man who wants to have children as soon as they're married
Woman seeking man with accent
Woman seeking man with Brad Pitt's body
Woman seeking man with George Clooney's smile
Woman seeking man that is a non-smoker and loves dogs
Woman seeking man that can actually read a novel (not a graphic novel but a novel)
Woman seeking man that loves romantic comedies and hates cars...etc.etc.
Why are we so damn picky? Why can't we just deal with a guy who well is just a guy. Who cares if he is obsessed with sports or you hates the music he listens to or they don't ever want to get married. Why do we care if they like our friends? Why do we care if they have an accent or love dogs? We are never satisfied, I'm sure there are a lot of men out there that are complete sweethearts, who would never in a million years hurt me but I will never date them because they don't know who Modest Mouse is or have never read Kafka. Why do we do this to ourselves?
Why do we look for someone who is our "perfect match" when we know we will never be satisfied?
If I ever wrote a Woman seeking man it would say:
Woman seeking man who will tolerate craziness, obsession and true love. Someone who is completely up to do anything on a whim and isn't scared if plans change. Seeking a partner who voices opinions and listens to mine. Someone who loves coffee and staying up late to chat. Someone who loves dogs especially mine and would never dump me if I were to leave town for a job. Someone to compliment me every single day and isn't a smoker. Someone who is ready to fall in love...
Yeah, its a little detailed but so am I.