Thursday, October 28, 2010

Halloween!

Hello fellow followers! I'm sorry for disappearing on you like that, I guess I could lie here and say my life has become hectic and I have a whirlwind of stuff to write but I won't because nothing has really happened. The last posting missed the mark as I was severely angry at a certain someone that still rattles my very core. You know who you are, how can I put this politely,"Bugger off!" Now that's settled lets continue on.
I would love to wish everyone a very happy Hollows Eve. Now as it tradition we will all dress up and stay up drinking libations and will conduct ourselves badly. Lets take into account that every Halloween we all part take in these great traditions but I think that is time that we really should refrain from bad behavior. Yes, we've all had costume malfunctions a la Janet Jackson (Super Bowl fiasco). We've all made bad decisions of going home with Frankenstein and left (his) bride at the party. So this year boys and girls act responsibly. Boys, yes you, I know you all get your hopes up waiting for the only day of the year to dress like a girl, please please don't. Your other homophobic bros might think its great (or hott) that you look like a hot hooters mama but just do yourself a favor and dress up like something else. Anything please!
Girls, I know we all have a little slut brooding inside all of us. Yes, we would love to be that cheap trashy girl in 5 inch heels on the corner selling our bodies for cash...oh you don't? Well then don't dress like a hooker unless you're Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (and remember Richard Gere wouldn't have taken her anywhere if she didn't know how to drive a shift stick and get a makeover). Please don't take beloved childhood classics like Little Red Riding Hood and turn her into a whore, its in bad taste really. So all of you out there dressing up in Lady Gaga costumes, visiting an era (20s,30s(?),40s,50s,etc), dressing up like your favorite super hero or villain or take a stab at Avatar and I presume a lot of Rocky Horror this year, I salute you. Have a Happy Halloween! Be safe because the last thing we want to read is some terrible news heading that reads the following "Jack o' lantern takes a stab at College Students"Again have fun, be safe, don't puke in pumpkins, and Happy Halloween!

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